—ironhead_mule Then, my grandfather called him outside to settle the score, which resulted in two grown men fist-fighting in the backyard, culminating with my grandad getting thrown into the pond we lived off of, and slicing his leg on a jagged rock that he landed on. The rest of us ordered Chinese food and kicked my uncle out, and my grandfather refused the hospital because he had a little too much ‘holiday joy’ in him at the time. Surprisingly, my uncle hasn’t come to any holiday get-togethers for years now." —nferrandi —[deleted] Normally, she was quite nice, but she had her moments and really wasn’t happy that her daughter had grown up and had a life. Holidays usually brought out the worst in her. Which was weird because she loved cooking and celebrating." —acorngirl Also, she treats our guest room and bathroom like a hotel. When she leaves, she takes the toilet paper rolls, the Kleenex box, paper towels, soap, etc." —KevWill Her daughter (28 at the time) wouldn’t speak to anyone and fed the shrimp hors d’oeuvres to the cats. They’re no longer invited." —needabetterpassword