—karlidavis —gemface —behindbreakaway —behindbreakaway —itsgivinganxiety —cyruslovescrystal —casualgem30 —caffeineandnicotine —ilovebenadryl —gemface —axj66 —capybaravsllamawhowins —behindbreakaway I sat down on the fence and posed for what I was sure would be a masterpiece. Turns out the electricity was on, but it was set to the pulse setting. Three seconds into the photo shoot I got the most shocking experience of my life! My bum stung for a few days afterwards. To add insult to injury, several of my cousins were standing by and got to see the whole thing." —hollyjeanmorgans I jumped and landed very clumsily on the side of my foot. I was hopping around on it for three days before going to see a doctor. Naturally, my foot was broken, I had to have surgery, and all of our courtship was done with me on crutches and mostly sitting down, instead of going on romantic walks." —galoux —hailcthulhu —gemface
