—u/ohlookahipster Author’s note: I’m gonna be honest — I had to read this one a couple of times before my brain registered exactly what had gone wrong, so you’re not alone if this one went over your head at first! But y’all…YIKES. —u/SuitableHope7813 —u/DangerousTrashCan —u/Mondestruken —u/Quizzical_Chimp —u/idontcare4205 —u/Accomplished_Wolf400 —u/byebyecars “I thought he was dead, but a moment later, he started moaning. Then he screamed, ‘I’m on fire!’ We lowered him to the ground to the sound of sirens approaching; a neighbor had seen what happened and called the EMT. “A nasty black mark curved across his back, and the current had surged down his legs and through his boot heels, seeking out ground. Both his heels were blown out. I quit at the end of the day.” —u/IQBoosterShot —u/firelock_ny
